Some Jokes

Barber's Joke

There are some boys who think themselves men and go to the barber's to be
shaved.
Once a boy came into a barber's and asked the barber to shave him. The
barber asked him to sit down, and soaped his face. Then he left the boy
alone. He stood at the door laughing and talking with another barber. The
young gentleman waited for some minutes and then shouted: "Well, what are
you leaving me here all the time alone for?"
The barber replied, "I am waiting until your beard grows."

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him
a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

KISS

The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

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