【转帖】小笑话一则

Lee Sum Wan :  Hello can I  speak to Annie

Mr. Sori    : Yes u could speak to me.    

Lee Sum Wan :  No! I want to speak to  Annie Wan!      

Mr. Sori    :  You are now talking to someone! Who is this?    

Lee Sum Wan :  I''m Sum Wan. And I need to  talk to Annie Wan! It''s urgent!      

Mr. Sori    :  I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But  what''s this urgent matter about?      

Lee Sum Wan :  Well just tell my sister  Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got  injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan  is going to the hospital.        

Mr. Sori    :  Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the  hospital from the accident that isn''t an urgent matter! You may find this  hilarious but I don''t have time for this!!!    

Lee Sum Wan :  You are rude. Who are you?      

Mr. Sori    :  I''m Sori.    

Lee Sum Wan :  You should be sorry. Now  give me your name!    

Mr. Sori    :  I''m Sori!!    

Lee Sum Wan :  I don''t like your tone of  voice Mr. and I don''t care, give me your name!    

Mr. Sori    :  Look lady, I told you already I''m Sori! I''m Sori!! I''m  SORI!!! You didn''t even give me your name!      

Lee Sum Wan :  I told u before I''m Sum  Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle  holds a very big position in the company. He is  Noe  Buddy!