发表于：2010/8/5 10:36:43
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A man decided to buy this really cool lie detector robot for use at home. He buys it and takes it home.
That same day his 12 year old son came home from school two hours late. This was not acceptable so his father asks ....
"Where were you today. Why were you late?"
The boy responds ....
"I was in the library doing my homework ... "
Suddenly, the robot approaches the boy and slaps him on the ass ... "wham!!!"
The boy looks bewildered having been slapped by a machine.
The father explains ...
"Son, this is a lie detector robot and it know when you are lying. You had better tell the truth."
The boy thinks then goes on ...
"Ok, I was really with a friend watching a movie, "The 10 Commandments" ... "
"Wham!!" the robot cocks back and slaps the boy on the ass again!
The boy screams "Ouch, Ok! In fact we were watching a porn movie"
The father, being the father and all says ....
"I am ashamed of you. When I was your age, I never lied to my parents ... "
"Wham!!"
.... the robot slaps the father across the ass!
The mother who had been watching everything, laughed and says ...
"The boy's just like you, he really is your son ... "
"Wham!!" and the mother yells "ouch"=
That same day his 12 year old son came home from school two hours late. This was not acceptable so his father asks ....
"Where were you today. Why were you late?"
The boy responds ....
"I was in the library doing my homework ... "
Suddenly, the robot approaches the boy and slaps him on the ass ... "wham!!!"
The boy looks bewildered having been slapped by a machine.
The father explains ...
"Son, this is a lie detector robot and it know when you are lying. You had better tell the truth."
The boy thinks then goes on ...
"Ok, I was really with a friend watching a movie, "The 10 Commandments" ... "
"Wham!!" the robot cocks back and slaps the boy on the ass again!
The boy screams "Ouch, Ok! In fact we were watching a porn movie"
The father, being the father and all says ....
"I am ashamed of you. When I was your age, I never lied to my parents ... "
"Wham!!"
.... the robot slaps the father across the ass!
The mother who had been watching everything, laughed and says ...
"The boy's just like you, he really is your son ... "
"Wham!!" and the mother yells "ouch"=